can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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