eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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