VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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