For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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