I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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