you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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