I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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