Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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