You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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