She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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