So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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