try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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