Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Do you have feelings for this penis?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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