I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
