you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I had to cum in my sink.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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