I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So vagazzling was a success
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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