walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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