I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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