One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
This toilet bowl is my home.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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