508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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