Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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