Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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