You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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