he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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