Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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