we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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