rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
That accounts for only three of the penises
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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