Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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