So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
