she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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