Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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