That's intense
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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