butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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