Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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