i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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