So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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