she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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