I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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