so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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