I'm going to jail i love you
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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