I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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