she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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