she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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