marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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