Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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