So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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