True but thats because hes a fetus.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
porn star boner night. come get it.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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