Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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