At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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