You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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