Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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