this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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