She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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