Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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